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Breast Implants....anybody?

Wed, 05/02/2007 - 22:24 — sleth

Is it just me, or are breast implants utter crap? Just thought I'd ask, as in the States guys seem to really go for them. Makes them feel in control of the way women feel about themselves, I reckon. They almost prefer them to the real thing. It's a plastic land.

Thu, 09/27/2007 - 17:45 — Anonymous

Rubber Jugs

Breast implants are indeed utter crap and a liking for them is a marker of aesthetic and erotic imbecility. Better the tiniest natural tits in the world than the fullest, shapliest implanted - I feel hardly able to dignify them with the word - breasts.

Fri, 08/24/2007 - 23:58 — Anonymous

Weak Beer!?

I'm sure it's fashionable (and probably 96% accurate) to tar all Americans with the slow-witted, shallow, superficial brush. I'm sure you saw the same about the troglodytes up in Scotchland. But there are quite a few Yanks who are more discerning when it comes to both breasts and beer. We realize that a fake chest is typically a hallmark of a low-quality, insecure bimbo. That may be exactly what some guys are looking for, but not all. And as for beer, I worship India Pale Ale, the bitterer the betterer. You lot really knew what you were doing when you suppressed that country for decades.

Sat, 09/01/2007 - 02:12 — sleth

Silicone Valley

Any bird or bloke who thinks plopping a pair of floppy plastic bags into an incision on their chest is OK is a dimwit of the first water. And as for the "Scotchlanders" I'm just listening to Robin Trower's "Caledonia" and it's making me wanna dance. Anyone worth their salt knows that this current politico-nationalistic-religious configuration is nought more than the struggling rudiments of the most recent patina-cum-veneer, and as such bears not a hair's breadth in determining the true divisions among the denizens of the British Isles. The true divisions among us lie deep in the clefts and lobes of the double helix, in the strungout codices of the base pairs which form the rungs on that twisted rope-ladder known as DNA...itself subject to myriad mergings, cleavings, and pepperings, as various migrations, cataclysms and technological emergencies have wrought their collective consequences upon the fair monkey molecule as it passed thru the aeons.
As for India Pale Ale I have to say that it is a cracking drink. I'm just downing some Dogfish Head 60-Minute right now and its heaven. When the copper-faced girl emerges like a savage from the tiger's lush foliage, and brushes that jet-black hair back to reveal an unexpected bindi like an unexploded bomb, my heart skips several beats, and I think of Hindu mysticism. An invisible halo, composing undulating paisley patterns, geometric forms, and clashing cave-painted beasts, melts into the deep indigo velveteen dome of the ruffling ozone, blasting our air-supply with its breathtaking lustiness and dragging us under like the shark from Jaws pulling several barrels. God bless 'em...

Sun, 07/08/2007 - 02:14 — Anonymous

Fake tits

I agree that men in america dont care that a womans tits are not true to nature, becasue the american does not respect nature and instead wished to tame and control nature. They believe in god instead of science and they measure things in inches instead of centimeters. They drink weak beer and they worship the dollar and the material acquisition and they think this is a substitution for happiness but yet they wonder why they are so depressed. I agree that they want to feel in control of the woman and this silicon is a way to do that.

Sun, 07/08/2007 - 02:20 — Anonymous

Hmmm are you a foreigner or

Hmmm are you a foreigner or are you a yankee-doodler?
I once met an Israeli with a similar opinion and he was a sharp feller. I think the puritans and the pilgrims were at fault when they brought their insane shit over here and thought that working 24/7 and spending a few hours on a Sunday praying was the answer...IT'S NOT!!!

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